Brewin' Banter

Brewin' Banter

We put out a call for some good jokes, and you guys really delivered! Since they provided us with so many workday chuckles, we wanted to share them with everyone else. We recommend not taking a big drink of anything before heading down this list, snort laughs hurt :)

 

What would you call the camper that drove through frozen rain?

Van Hailin'

 

Why do trendsetters prefer to raft down small tributaries?

They're less mainstream.

 

You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran…Why?

Because it’s past tents.

 

Why was the broom late for the ball?

Because she overswept!

 

What is Forrest Gump's password?

1Forrest1

 

What is brown and sticky?

A stick!

 

What do you call a bear with no teeth??

A gummy bear!

 

What do Mother Cats read at bedtime to their Baby Kittens?

Furry Tails

 

Can beer make you smart?

It made Bud Wiser!

 

Why can’t a bicycle stand on it’s own?

Because it’s two tired!

 

Hey, did you hear the joke about the hill?

I couldn’t get over it!

 

Why are programmers not fans of the outdoors?

There are too many bugs!

 

My pet wildcat ran away!

It's the missing lynx.

 

What's another name for sleeping bag?

Nap sack

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2 comments

Gina Murrow

Gina Murrow

Thanks for a cheery start to my morning.

I’m still chuckling…

Thanks for a cheery start to my morning.

I’m still chuckling…

Gina Murrow

Gina Murrow

Thanks for a cheery start to my morning.

I’m still chuckling…

Thanks for a cheery start to my morning.

I’m still chuckling…

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